whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye
He slayed the dragon.
The princess cried for days.
She loved that dragon.”
What most of the people I know just don’t seem to be getting is that I literally live and breathe football.
While most people would prefer roses and a five star restaurant, my ideal date will always be staying at home to watch the match.
I will always enjoy a conversation about transfer rumors more than the latest school or family gossip.
My heroes do not wear capes and spandex, my heroes wear kits and armbands.
I will never cease to cry and cheer with my club. Their highs are my highs and their lows are my lows.They have become my family. It’s not just a game. Being a fan of football is to be a part of something, and I wouldn’t give that up for the world.
have a gif of Simon doing the death wiggle <3
NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.
WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED